I'm horrible at coming up with titles...
absintheenabled:

Fact.
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absintheenabled:

Fact.

Use the click-through link for more information.  Or, simply, click here.

shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

  • "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
  • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"

thefloydianworld:

Vergvoktre

basically if you don’t talk to me first i’ll never talk to you

beyonddesolation:

other girls: skinny, nice clothes, makeup, heels.

me: tall, wears black, very charismatic, charming smile. i am the mouth of sauron. 

293 plays

xxmidnighttemptressxx:

shatter-lost:

This track here is not a song, nor a tune. It is a sound. A sound compiled by satanists in the early 12th century to open a door to hell to willingly given their souls to Lucifer. A sound used in 13th century Europe during Excorisms to open the gates of hell in order to send the demon within someone back to its origins. This track is a danger to play for when it opens the gates of hell, it allows demons to enter wherever you are. Play at your own risk!!! There are certain “safe” zone where this track will not play at all and these zones are usually holy places such as churches where demons would not dare to lurk.

Darn, I played it before reading the warning.

Oops.

lol my roommate is freaking out roflshic

los3rss:

tatt0osandpiercings:

justwishbeautiful:

Just because you have tattoos doesn’t mean you don’t have a soft side.

Ugh, so adorable. ehkfbwedfj

just cute..so cute omg

When did Rick Genest become a daddy??  Omfg they are all so cute but that one is so :>

consumedwithdoom: